Fuck nudes. Send me your Nürburgring lap times shirt
Fuck nudes. Send me your Nürburgring lap times shirt
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For the true motor enthusiast, it's not about the superficial—it's about the passion, the thrill, and the sheer adrenaline of the racetrack. Introducing our latest tee that perfectly captures this sentiment: "Fuck nudes, send me your Nürburgring lap times." Made for those who understand that real allure lies in a car's performance, not fleeting distractions.
Join the Club: Become part of an exclusive group of car enthusiasts who wear their passion on their sleeve—quite literally. Don't miss out on owning this emblematic piece of Porsche fandom. Click 'Add to Cart' and let the world know where your loyalties lie!
Size Chart
Size Chart
Size
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 |
| B) Half chest (cm) | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| B) Half chest (inches) | 18 ⅛ | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
Materials
Materials
We use high quality materials to ensure that our products last as long as the cars we love have made it.
Fast Shipping
Fast Shipping
Our products are shipped and recived within 3-5 business days, anywhere around the globe.
Tracked delivery on all orders.
Each order is shipped in robust packaging, ensuring it arrives safe and secure.
Returns
Returns
You can return items within 14 days of purchase if they are unworn and unwashed. Please provide a receipt for a refund to your original payment method. Contact our customer service for any issues with damaged or defective items.
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